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fuckyougoogle.zip đź–•

sundar@google:~$ mv /root/stable_products_that_people_rely_on/googledomains.zip /tmp/
sundar@google:~$ crontab -l

# TODO(someone else): make super duper sure this only deletes actual zip files and *NOT* the sketchy domains ending with file extensions released by us & purchased on our registrar (which i just yeeted btw cuz i'm & also my evil superpowers are fueled by my reckless disregard for the greater good of the internet). - xoxo sundar <3
@monthly    rm -f /tmp/*.zip

sundar@google:~$ reboot 0

This reaction seems a little extreme?

A little-known monopolistic internet conglomorate simply unleashed multiple TLDs with coincidentally matching binary file extentions onto the web and then abruptly exited the consumer domain registrar business, what’s the big deal?