@jakejarvis’s Twitter Archive

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Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 1 Favorites Dec 16, 2022 Twitter Web App
stop doxxing your son @elonmusk @elonmusk/1600902278927380480
Permalink On twitter.com Dec 15, 2022 Twitter Web App
holy crap the 🤡 just banned @AirForceTrack too pretty sure that twitter dot com account isn't causing the secret service to lose any sleep, unlike @ElonJet who apparently makes Elon sleep with a knife under his pillow to feel safe
Permalink On twitter.com ♻️ 2 Retweets ❤️ 6 Favorites Dec 14, 2022 Twitter Web App
set phasers to @BarbraStreisand effect follow @ElonJet follow @ElonJet follow @ElonJet follow @ElonJet follow @ElonJet follow @ElonJet follow @ElonJet follow @ElonJet
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 1 Favorites Dec 14, 2022 Twitter Web App
this is what happens when you fire the entire team curating trends @elonmusk: @dhookstead/1602467850756960256
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 1 Favorites Dec 13, 2022 Twitter Web App
the mastodon hype is amazing phys.org/news/2022-06-mastodon-tusk-chemical-analysis-reveals.html
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 2 Favorites Dec 12, 2022 Twitter Web App
TFW I give exiled journalists and fringe researchers unrestricted access to millions of people's personal data "for science" @elonmusk/1602053771604807680
Permalink On twitter.com Dec 12, 2022 Twitter Web App
brb putting my expensive smartphone in the microwave to own the libs
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 1 Favorite Nov 29, 2022 Twitter Web App
???? things that don’t have anything to do with free speech: - someone blocking your bird app on their app store - someone not thinking you're funny - optional usage of an iPhone - companies not advertising where you'd like - not being funny and other criminal acts @elonmusk/1597341615865020418
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 2 Favorites Nov 28, 2022 Twitter Web App
@elonmusk/1596072934665240576
Permalink On twitter.com Nov 25, 2022 Twitter Web App
so we're just replying to anyone now huh @elonmusk/1595114874614390789
Permalink On twitter.com Nov 22, 2022 Twitter Web App
if you’re not funny does it count as illegal comedy? @elonmusk/1594962397114023937
Permalink On twitter.com Nov 22, 2022 Twitter for iPhone
elmo is officially the cringiest chronically online man baby to ever exist 🤡 @elonmusk/1594509880840388610
Permalink On twitter.com Nov 21, 2022 Twitter Web App
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Permalink On twitter.com Nov 20, 2022 Twitter Web App
pretty sure twitter is already starting to show cracks — elon's latest tweet shows 1,000+ replies, and ~20 are visible. it's probably one of the "microservice" switches he's flipping blindly. technology works perfectly by itself until it doesn't. #riptwitter #twittershutdown
Permalink On twitter.com ♻️ 1 Retweets ❤️ 3 Favorites Nov 19, 2022 Twitter for iPhone
bet @elonmusk wishes he had kept that trending page curation team on a little while longer… hashtag oops. @AidenRS139/1593413718502678528
Permalink On twitter.com Nov 18, 2022 Twitter for iPhone
this very simple (and objectively factual) headline caused "Defund NPR" to skyrocket to #1 on trending. and WE'RE the triggered snowflakes?! ❄️ @NPR/1592701068995084290
Permalink On twitter.com ♻️ 1 Retweets ❤️ 1 Favorite Nov 16, 2022 Twitter Web App
is it just me or are the numbers next to the reply icon WILDLY off now? like exponentially more than they used to be? FWIW a small task such as adjusting those little numbers up & down would definitely be its own "microservice." @elonmusk stop flipping random switches please. 💡
Permalink On twitter.com Nov 16, 2022 Twitter Web App
not for a second did I think it was my fault... @elonmusk you're doing great little buddy, love seeing this every other click. 🙃 @elonmusk/1592177471654604800
Permalink On twitter.com ♻️ 1 Retweets ❤️ 4 Favorites Nov 14, 2022 Twitter Web App
screenshotting this for posterity while twitter dot com still resolves to a working server. 💣 @elonmusk/1592177471654604800
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 1 Favorite Nov 14, 2022 Twitter Web App
...Joe will do a GREAT job! Donald Trump has been terminated. I would like to thank him for his service. @realDonaldTrump/1325859407620689922
Permalink On twitter.com Nov 9, 2020 Twitter for iPhone
Poland got it right, though. @realDonaldTrump/1324004491612618752
Permalink On twitter.com Nov 4, 2020 Twitter Web App
God bless @SteveKornacki, he looks exhausted ❤️
Permalink On twitter.com Nov 4, 2020 Twitter for iPhone
@WeAreSinclair/1287110687949328385
Permalink On twitter.com Jul 25, 2020 Twitter Web App
The award for fitting the most crazy into one tweet goes to.... @KekVerse/1279562816324763648
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 2 Favorites Jul 5, 2020 Twitter for iPhone
Gotta say @Microsoft, you've done a fantastic job so far at making @github more....exciting? 🙃
Permalink On twitter.com May 22, 2020 Twitter Web App
This is insanely disappointing. What's next, asking @ProjectLincoln which Main Street they were referring to? And which block? What about the cross street?! You know what they meant and everyone who watched it did too. Take your partnership with @facebook more seriously, please. @PolitiFact/1259515289169014784
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 1 Favorite May 12, 2020 Twitter Web App
This might be one of the most perplexing UX flows ever... 🧐 @Apple #baddesign #ui #iOS
Permalink On twitter.com ♻️ 1 Retweets ❤️ 4 Favorites Apr 10, 2020 Twitter for iPhone
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Permalink On twitter.com Jan 8, 2020 Twitter Web App
SHE WARNED YOU. ABOUT EVERYTHING. @HillaryClinton/994034901140811776
Permalink On twitter.com Jan 5, 2020 Twitter for iPhone
Only in America. #ElectionDay #IVoted
Permalink On twitter.com Nov 5, 2019 Twitter Web App
The new iTunes replacement is off to a great start! 🙄 #applemusic #macos #catalina #macoscatalina
Permalink On twitter.com ♻️ 1 Retweets ❤️ 4 Favorites Oct 7, 2019 Twitter Web App
"iPhone 11 Pro Max" Steve is rolling in his grave.... 🤦‍♂️
Permalink On twitter.com Sep 10, 2019 Twitter Web App
Incredible find by @Paulmd199, after @infinitechan & Jim Watkins claim the El Paso terrorist's manifesto was uploaded to Instagram, not 8chan (in PDF form, by the way). @Paulmd199/1158896927670333442
Permalink On twitter.com Aug 7, 2019 Twitter Web App
And the Daily Stormer as well. Bravo, @voxility. 👏 @alexstamos/1158406276570734592
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 1 Favorite Aug 5, 2019 Twitter for iPhone
According to Facebook's Ad Library, @realDonaldTrump and @TeamTrump were running dozens of Second Amendment ads in the *hours* leading up to the Texas and Ohio massacres. #GunControlNow #DaytonShooting #ElPasoShooting #TrumpsTerrorists #EnoughIsEnough facebook.com/ads/library/?active_status=all&ad_type=political_and_issue_ads&country=US&impression_search_field=has_impressions_lifetime&q=Donald%20J.%20Trump&view_all_page_id=153080620724
Permalink On twitter.com Aug 5, 2019 Twitter Web App
chabot: "did hillary clinton collude with Fusion GPA to kill harambe?" mueller: "that's outside my purview." chatbot: "yes, thank you, that's what I said. so Trump is your favorite president, correct?" mueller: "that's outside my purview." chabot: "right, exactly, thank you."
Permalink On twitter.com ♻️ 1 Retweets ❤️ 3 Favorites Jul 24, 2019 Twitter Web App
"Fascinating & Frightening Shodan Search Queries (AKA: The Internet of Sh*t)" on @Medium #infosec #pentesting #iot #security #shodansafari link.medium.com/BwgbNKBhAW
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 6 Favorites May 10, 2019 Twitter Web Client
I just published Bernie Sanders’ Creepy ‘BERN’ App Wants Your Data…From Your Best Friends medium.com/p/bernie-sanders-creepy-bern-app-wants-your-data-from-your-best-friends-ee8edd96ebf7
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 1 Favorite May 8, 2019 Medium
Your “BERN” app is absolutely despicable, @BernieSanders. Please let us opt-out of being victims of your mob, at the very least. We feel enough of the heartbern as it is. (Here’s the inside scoop from the bros on Reddit since I don’t have the stomach to digest it myself:)
Permalink On twitter.com Apr 30, 2019 Twitter for iPhone